Ten Ways That I Want To Die
“You die in the middle of your life, in the middle of a sentence” John Green
My landlord died suddenly. He was about to move to Thailand for a year and we were about to have the do you want to keep renting or buy discussion? It turns out that people are fragile and I am face to face with the realization that tomorrow is promised to no one. So I thought of several ways that i would like to die.
1 Being in a Terrorist Attack in any country but my own. lb Accidentally shooting myself to protect small children in above terrorist attack.
2. Contracting malaria during the rainy season in the Amazon.
3. Being kicked in the head by a cow walking on the side of the road in India.3b. Being gored by a bull while running in Pamplona.
4. Falling down the temple steps in Daramasala after the Dalai Lama has told me the secret of life.
5. Laughing too much like the third century Greek philosopher Chryssipus did.
6. Overeating at a feast given in my honor in Japan,Turkey, Israel or Spain.
7. Being crushed quickly in an earthquake by all the books I have hoarded for my whole life.
8.Skiing down La Pas De Chavanette Porte du Soleil in the French Swiss Alps. It is known as the Swiss Wall and has a vertical drop of 300 kilometers I haven’t skied in fifteen years but I used to be good. I don’t want to be injured though-just dead.
9.Being electrocuted on stage while jamming with Imagine Dragons which would be doubly cool since I don’t play the guitar.
10. Getting a deadly food poisoning which eating at NOMA one of the best restaurants in the world.