Vomit Down And Other Things I Have Learned From Traveling

Vomit Down And Other Things I Have Learned From Traveling

“I had an inheritance from my father, It was the moon and the sun. And though I roam all over the world, The spending of it’s never done,” Ernest Hemingway

Friends and traveling companions will appear along the way when you are traveling alone. With the magic of fb and instagram you will always know what they are having for lunch. (Japan)

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Scan your credit cards and IDs and send them to yourself. They will be easy to replace when lost.

You will sometimes run into travelers who will give their country a bad name . If it is one that you have not been to before, know that there are always others who will restore your faith in that country. (Turkey)

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There are a lot of McDonald’s in the world. If you are in a McDonalds country they are probably not fighting a war. there is a correlation between peace and the golden arches. (Russia)

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Traveling helps you find out what you are capable of. Whether it is flying on a tiny plane, going in a squat toilet that looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in…..ever, eating fried bugs, picking coffee beans with the branches smacking every part of your body or eating in a restaurant alone. (Mexico “chapulinas”  fried crickets)

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I am shocked at the level of corruption in most developing countries. Even if it is technically a democracy, most nations are run by and for the benefit of those who control the institutions of power. Political killings, bribery, extortion and kickbacks are the norm in many countries.

Pack as light as you can. I am a work in progress.. (Finland)

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It is the twenty-first century and most people in the world are living in it. You can visit a tribe in the jungle or mountains to have an “authentic” experience. But cultures have always changed as new ideas, religions, technologies sprang up and different cultures mingled and traded with each other. Today is no different. (Panama Embera tribe)

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When on a boat in rough water, vomit down. (Tasmania, Australia)

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People of the world do not seem to hate Americans – even in countries where you think they might. They may hate our government and our politics but they are as curious about Americans as I am about them. (Myanmar)

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When they tell you not to drink the water in a country – don’t do it. This includes ice, and washing fruits and vegetables. (Thailand)

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The hype of a destination can sometimes set you up for disappointment. Go anyway but I find it is the surprise places that I didn’t know too much about that I remember – except Machu Picchu – that lives up to the hype. (Peru Machu Picchu)

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Remember to call your bank and credit card companies before you leave.

Usually the American media portrays things as much worse than they are. The media makes us scared of the world and we shouldn’t be. Be cautious if you are going somewhere that is in the news but chances are that by the time you get there it will be over and they will still be reporting it. Always check the BBC they are much calmer. This has happened to me in Budapest, Bangkok, Myanmar, Colombia, Cuba and Cancun. So far it has been fine when I got there. (Cuba)

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Traveling with friends and family make amazing memories, traveling on a tour is safe and you learn a lot, but traveling alone is more eye-opening and you have adventures. (Viet Nam)

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It’s ok to be a tourist sometimes. There are some tourist attractions that you should see.(China, Great Wall)

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You can find the internet almost anywhere. I have watched them laying internet cables high in the mountains of Argentina. I have used it in Myanmar before they were supposed to actually have it. I have seen remote villagers holding their cell phones in the air for a signal. (Tibet- photo Helen Mackinnon)

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Most people you meet in the world have a  desire to travel. There are finances, fears and excuses but everyone I meet tells me unasked about a place they hope to visit one day. I think the wish to explore and see new things is fundamental to the human experience. (Colombia)

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Fly safe,

JAZ

Learning Russian In America

Learning Russian In America

“It’s a plié. You do it on all the positions. It’s very good for dramatic moments.” Anne Ursu

It began with Whitney. She was a ten-year old girl with natural ballet ability who was impeccably trained. My daughter was a nine-year old dancer. “Go to Yuri,” Whitney’s mom said.

Yuri was Yuri Grigoriev, a Russian ballet teacher who taught an intermediate and advanced level adult ballet class. He allowed kids to attend if they could keep up. He spoke only in Russian.

This did not sound like good parenting to me. It was not an experience that would build positive self-esteem. Being taught by someone who did not teach in English with advanced adults in the class was not a recipe for building a good self-image. As far as I knew, if we as parents did not help our kids develop positive self images, they would probably end up on drugs robbing convenience stores.

My daughter became more focused on dance and she found herself in her first class with Yuri. She liked it. The adults were nice and she felt like she was learning. I asked if she understood him. She said yes. “But you don’t speak Russian?” Her reply was that it was not a problem.

Slowly Yuri developed a children’s program and in the years that we were there, I never heard one kid say they did not understand what he was teaching them. I didn’t understand him. I was always asking his wife Alexandra what he was saying. She ran his school and was his English.

He was teaching much more than ballet. Ballet was about movement and because the kids did not understand the words, they focused on watching him demonstrate the movement. They learned to stay in the present moment or they might miss something important. They watched his facial expressions and listened to his tone of voice. They began to use all their senses in communication. They also picked up many Russian words.

His students were developing an understanding of how to obtain knowledge from different cultures. There were things to learn from people who did not speak English. They became educated about the Russian ballet world and the famous Russian ballet dancers both past and present. When dancers came from Russia they would teach a class and pass on their dance knowledge. The dancers came from companies like the Bolshoi, Stanislavsky and the Kirov. These are amazing Russian companies and the students knew a lot about them.  No one taught in English. This had become the norm.

Yuri Grigoriev died suddenly. He now had his own ballet school with many girls. I have driven by it and seen the big sign in the front with his name on it.(http://www.yurigrigoriev.com). I went to the funeral at a Russian Orthodox Church. It was of course in Russian. As usual with Yuri, I didn’t understand the words and I didn’t need to. Many people gave tributes to Yuri in English and in Russian. Many little girls got up tearfully saying he was a second father to them and talked about how much they loved him. I hadn’t seen him in over ten years and was impressed with the school that he and his wife Alexandra had built with hard work and dedication. I asked someone if Yuri had ever learned English. She said no. Yuri took his knowledge, talent and love of dance and turned it into something even more beautiful. He passed it on to future generations and he is a testament to the fact that love and art will always transcend our differences.

Fly safe Yuri

JAZ

Vienna, Austria

Vienna, Austria.

“See how beautiful Vienna is. Listen to Mozart. Have some cake at one of the lovely old world cafes and try our famous Sachertorte. Go to Schonnbrunn and the Spanish Riding School. Walk past the Belvedere and Albertina museums and see a grand city resplendent in Imperial history and culture. Forget about that unpleasantness. Look how pretty Vienna is.” Vienna Tourist Board

The Austrians do not to want to talk about WWII. They believe that they were victims. Hitler promised them hope for a better future and a release from the Great Depression. He didn’t say he would kill all the Jews and bomb their cities. He made beautiful promises and people believed him. No one wants to talk about that now. Some of my family is from Vienna and other parts of Austria. There is no one left there now but I was curious to see it.

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I liked Vienna. It has an urban cool cultural vibe with old world charm. I liked every other dessert I had there better than sachertorte (which to me translates into very dry chocolate cake in English). I much preferred the apfel strudel with mélange coffee. Coffee in Vienna is almost always served with a small glass of water for hydration. Austrian attention to detail put to good use. (sachertorte)

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Naschmarkt is the oldest market area in Vienna . It is the place to be on a Saturday morning. There is a big flea market, cool restaurants and organic everything.

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My favorite area is Museumplatz with the Modern Art Museum (MOMEK) and Leopold Museum of Austrian Artists (my fav I love Egon Schiele). In the summer people cool off in the pools and hang out on the enzis ( design lounges) in the square. Gustav Klimt’s the Kiss is at the Albertina Museum. The passageways of the MuseumsQuartier are home to changing art installations.

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I enjoyed strolling around Vienna’s six and seventh districts on either side of the Mariahilferstrasse. Mariahilferstrasse has the usual European fashion stores but on the sidestreets are the uber trendy design boutiques with young Austrian designers. I’m always a fan of finding these streets when I travel. I love to see what the young designers and artists in a country are doing.

Never buy anything from a person in a period costume ever – particularly in Vienna when they are selling the best classical music concert. I know this because I did it early in my traveling. You get ripped off and you learn.

Vienna is a city of music. It is the city of Beethoven and Mozart. It is where young Adolf Hitler came to study music at 18 years old. If he had been talented, there might have been another story. St. Stephens Church has concerts in the summer and there are websites to check for authentic good music. The best thing to do is go to the Vienna Opera House (Staatsoper) and see any performance there. It is a great way to experience the beautiful architecture and acoustics. They also have tours of the opera house if you can’t get to a performance. There are Sunday morning performances at Augustiner Church with professional opera singers and a full orchestra. Talented young musicians come from all over the world to study at the University of Music and Performing Arts Vienna, which runs an enormous array of concerts and performances around the city to showcase their talents. Consult www.mdw.ac.at for the packed schedule of events, some of which are free.

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I would probably pass on Mozart’s house. If you are true fan, you can take the underground for about a half hour and visit his grave. Go to a heuriger and hoist a glass or a mug of fresh young wine (heurig = this year’s) just like Mozart used to do.

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Spend some time at St. Stephens Church where mourners came to pay their respects to him in 1791, In 1805, Napoleon used St. Stephen’s doors to post his farewell edict. And it weathered attacks from both German and Russian armies during World War II. Today, this stunning cathedral remains an active house of worship, a national icon and a top tourist attraction.

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Schoenbrunn was the official Hapsburg summer residence. Under the supervision of Maria Theresa (the only female Hapsburg ruler), Schoenbrunn evolved into these ornate rooms and vast elaborate gardens. It was not my favorite palace ( I had just come from Russia) But, the world’s oldest zoo the Tiergarten is located on the beautiful grounds.

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The Hofburg Imperial Palace serves as the official residence of the President of Austria. It was the Hapsburg’s principal winter residence. From 1438 it was the seat of the kings and emperors of the Holy Roman Empire and after the seat of the Emperor of Austria until 1918.

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Würstelstand (sausage stands) are a usual sight on Vienna’s streets, dispensing piping-hot sausages and hot dogs. Among the best stands are the Würstelstand in Hohen Markt and the impressively sleek Bitzinger outpost on Albertinaplatz.

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The Sigmund Freud museum is set in the apartment where Freud, the founder of psychoanalysis, lived and worked from 1898 until 1938, when he was forced into exile by the Nazis. Freud’s collections, photos and letters are displayed in glass cases.

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The Jewish Museum in Vienna (Judisches Museum der Stadt Wien) has two buildings. The main building has exhibits and artifacts from the Jews who lived there before WWll.There has been criticism in the past that not enough has been done to try and find the families of these artifacts. The building in Judenplatz near the Shoah memorial shows the remnants of a fifteenth century temple after the exile of the Jews. This seems to be a pattern. It is odd to see the story of Vienna’s Jews during WWll without any mention of Austria’s part in it. If you have been to other Jewish museums, you can pass on it.

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The Third Man Museum is the place to go for all those interested in post war Vienna or film fans. The Third Man”, starring Joseph Cotton and Orson Welles was a British-American production that was filmed in post-war Vienna. It opened in London in 1949 and became a huge box-office success all over the (Western) world and one of the best examples of film noir. It made the simple musician Anton Karas a world star. There is a lot of film and post war memoriablia and the place to learn about post war Vienna.

I think the Viennese coffee house defines Vienna. You can sit for hours with one cup of coffee. In the old city you will find architecturally beautiful coffee houses many originally owned by pre WWll Jews. It is completely normal to sit for hours alone reading the complimentary newspapers or chatting with friends. The word is gemutlichkeit. (coziness, comfortable unhurried) (Cafe Central)

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We went to Café Central home to great philosophers, poets and leaders (such as Leo Trotzky, and Sigmund Freud) It’s the perfect place to linger for one more coffee and one more story before continuing your city touring.

Haben Einen Sicheren Flug,

JAZ

If Your Bum Tickles It Means That You Will Soon Eat Pie and Other Superstitions From Around The World

If Your Bum Tickles It Means That You Will  Soon Eat Pie and Other Superstitions From Around The World

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” Groucho Marx

Humans have always tried to explain the unknown and allay their fears. Most superstitions are based on old explanations of how things might work if we actually had control over our universe. Fear, ignorance and superstition can be very dangerous. I thought I would share some of the more milder superstitions – the kind that my grandmother brought with her from the old country.

My own personal ones include not walking under a ladder, not stepping over someone because they won’t grow (I was very short till I was about 14 so I was adamant about that one) and wearing a red bracelet or evil eye on a plane for luck. I do get queasy when a black cat crosses my path.

Clipping toenails or fingernails at night is bad luck. China

Never hand some one a knife. Set it down and let them pick it up, or else you will get into a fight with that person. Greece

It is lucky to hear a cat sneezing. Italy

If you whistle or play a flute at night, snakes will come to you. Japan

If you  spill wine on the table, it brings happiness to the whole house. Portugal

if someone passes a broom over your feet, you will never get married. For that reason, you can see many single women getting out of the way of people who are sweeping. Venezuela

If you stand between two people whose names are the same, you should wish for something because your wish will come true. Turkey

If you always put the sugar in the cup before the coffee, you’ll become rich.
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If a single woman sits at a table in the corner, she won’t be married. Kyrgyzstan

When you move to a new house, make sure you do so on a rainy day, because it will bring you wealth. Iceland

Don’t present your mate with a pair of shoes. If you do, your boyfriend or girlfriend will leave you. Korea

If you find money, even if it’s just one cent, you’ll receive more money. If you are walking in the street and you see money, you always have to pick it up. Argentina

If you stand up and your chair falls over, you’re in for bad luck. Ireland

Hearing a cricket brings good luck. Spain

Leaving your keys on a table is bad luck. Sweden

On the first day of the month, if you say “white rabbit”, the entire month will be lucky for you. England

 Putting a loaf of bread upside down on the table, is considered bad luck. France

if your bum tickles it means that you will  soon eat pie. Belgium

It is unlucky to enter the house with the left foot forward. Austria

A broken dish brings good luck. Netherlands

If you make jokes when eating, a ghost will steal your rice, Thailand

Killing spiders is considered to bring bad luck. Whenever you see one making itself comfortable in your own house, you are supposed to take it and set it free in nature. Slovakia

If your right palm itches you’re going to spend money, but if your left palm itches you’re going to receive some money. Ukraine

One of the unluckiest things you can do, is walk between two old ladies on the road. Germany

Putting gloves on a table will bring misfortune. Latvia

If you spill your coffee it means you will receive money from somewhere. Romania.

If a bird shits on you, or if you accidentally step in shit (any old shit will do) – you’ll be (filthy) rich!  Lithuania

If a woman puts her handbag on the floor, she will have no money. Poland

Throwing a shoe over your shoulder brings luck, though not for the person who might be standing behind you. Czech Republic

Fly safe,

JAZ

Ten Children’s Books That Inspired Me To Travel

Ten Children’s Books That Inspired Me To Travel

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.                                                 You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” Dr Seuss, Oh The Places You’ll Go

When we are kids, books bring us the world before we have a chance to experience it. We get to see life in our imaginations first. Our books give us perspective and lets us know that there is more than one way to view the world. They expand our universe beyond time and place and inspire us to dream.

I thought about what books I read when I was a child that widened my world and made me want to go out and explore it.

Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak

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Max’s imagination transforms his bedroom into an extraordinary setting, with a forest and an ocean and a little boat that Max sails in until he comes to a land full of “wild things.” Although they look and sound very fierce, Max is able to tame them with a single glance. They all realize Max is “..the most wild thing of all” and make him their king.

The wild things were modeled after Maurice Sendak’s immigrant relatives who arrived after World War ll. They spoke a foreign language, had wild hair, smelled differently, ate different foods and held him to tight; people who frightened him at first and then he quickly grew to love. Though the theme of the book is dealing with anger at those you love through imagination, to me, it was about having an adventure. The world might look scary but it really wasn’t as long as you knew how to tame the monsters.

Pippi Longstocking by Astrid Lindgren

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Pippi is an unconventional super strong nine-year old girl who lives with her monkey and her horse in a house called Villa Villekula in a town in Sweden. She befriends Tommy and Annika next door and the three have many adventures. Pippi is every kid’s fantasy. She can do whatever she wants , eat whatever she wants , say whatever she wants, not go to school and is afraid of no one. Pippi is the daughter of a South Seas ship captain who is believed to be lost at sea. Pippi enjoys sharing memories of sailing around the world with him and believes he is still alive. What kid did not want to be Pippi especially when she went to the South Seas to be with her father who was not a Cannibal king.

 Madeline by Ludwig Bemelmans

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Madeline has always been one of my favorite children’s books. I can probably still recite it.” In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines…’Madeline lived in what appears to be a Catholic boarding school or orphanage who takes a legendary trip to the hospital to have her appendix removed in rhyme. Madeline was the smallest seven-year old in the group. So was I and the illustrations made Paris look like a wonderful place.

 Ferdinand The Bull by Munro Leaf

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Ferdinand would much rather smell the flowers than butt heads with the other cows. When the men come to choose the bull for the fight, Ferdinand accidentally sits on a bumblebee. The men see him dash around madly, so they pick Ferdinand send him to Madrid. At the bullfight all Ferdinand cares about is the bouquet of flowers a woman tossed to the matador so they send him back to the pasture, “where to this day he is still smelling the flowers.”

The book was published in 1936, nine months before the Spanish Civil war and was seen as a pacifist book. Franco banned it in Spain. It was burned in Nazi Germany. Stalin allowed it in Poland as the only non communist children’s book and it was Mahatma Gandhi’s favorite book.

I wanted to see the bullring of Spain that Ferdinand was taken to and weirdly I did. The illustrations in the book are not of Madrid but of the beautiful city of Ronda in Andalusia which has the gorge, the old bridge and the oldest bullring in Spain. They are faithfully reproduced in the drawings in the book. I recognized it when I was there and they told me I was right.

 The Five Chinese Brothers by Claire Huchet Bishop.

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“Once upon a time there were five Chinese Brothers and they all looked exactly alike.  They lived with their mother in a little house not far from the sea.The first Chinese brother could swallow the sea.  The second Chinese brother had an iron neck.  The third Chinese brother could stretch and stretch and stretch his legs.  The fourth Chinese brother could not be burned.  The fifth Chinese brother could hold his breath indefinitely……”

One brother is punished unfairly and they outwit their executioner by using these abilities. The book was published in 1938 and by today’s standards the artwork is considered to be promoting stereotypes. But as a kid I loved those Chinese pictures and already liked egg rolls.

 The Story Of Babar by Jean de Brunhoff

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Babar was a French children’s book published in 1931 and brought to America and Britain in 1933 by AA Milne. Babar is a young elephant living in the jungle. His mother is killed by a hunter and Babar escapes to the city. He returns to the jungle and brings the lessons of civilization with him. Just as he returns the King of the Elephants dies. Because of his travels and civilization, Babar is appointed King of the Elephants and goes on to teach many valuable lessons. I learned early on that travel is always a good thing and there is a lot death in children’s books.

Harold and the Purple Crayon By Crocket Johnson

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One night, after thinking it over for some time, Harold decided to go for a walk in the moonlight.” So begins a story that shows just how far your imagination can take you. Armed only with an oversized purple crayon, Harold draws himself a landscape full of beauty and excitement. He conducts his adventure with caution drawing landmarks to make sure he won’t get lost and sketching a boat when he finds himself in deep water. I plan my trips like that as well.

 Just So Stories by Rudyard Kipling

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How did the camel get his hump? Why won’t cats do as they are told? Who invented reading and writing? How did the elephant get his trunk?

Kipling’s collection of stories brought me to distant lands and jungles and answered questions that all children had. His stories are based on the fables of India and oral traditions of Africa. They are intertwined with little pearls of wisdom about the pitfalls of arrogance and pride and the importance of curiosity, imagination, and inventiveness.

 Stone Soup by Marcia Brown

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Stone Soup is an old folk story in which hungry strangers trick the local self involved people of a village to share their food. It has been told as a lesson in coöperation. There are many versions of this story from different countries. As a kid from New York City, the village thing was fascinating. Even as an adult when traveling I really feel that I’m somewhere different when I’m in a village.

 The Little Prince by Anton St Exupery

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The Little Prince is a book for children written for grown-ups. It is an allegory about human nature. But as a child, it was story about a grownup aviator who’s plane crashes into the Sahara Desert. He meets a little boy from asteroid B-612 where he has left behind three volcanoes and a rose. Before reaching Earth, he has visited other planets and met some very odd people. He learned many important life lessons when traveling through the solar system which he imparts to the aviator and the two develop an interesting friendship. The hardest lesson for me was that sometimes friends part ways. I always wanted to be the little prince telling stories about my visits to the other planets.

Fly Safe,

JAZ

PS. These photos were taken off the internet. I’m not sure who to give credit to but if it gets you to read one of these stories to a child or reread one yourself, I think the author won’t mind.

Favorite Foods From Los Angeles Restaurants

Favorite Foods From Los Angeles Restaurants

(with the help of my foodie friends and family)

“I was at this restaurant. The sign said ‘Breakfast Anytime.’ So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright

I was going to do this list myself and then I thought that I have so many foodie friends. Now, I can’t wait to try their favorites.

Tuna Sandwich on Olive Bread at Gjusta, Linguini and Clams at Pizzacotto  LO

Hamachi Tostada at Animal and the Szechuan Noodles at Meizhou Dongpo. LA

Spaghetti A Limone at Terroni and Suedero Tacos from Taco Zone Taco Truck on Alvarado  JR

Beet Salad at Barrel and Ashes,  Honey Chicken at Craig’s SR

Tuna Sandwich On Rye at Nate and Als TN

Iceberg Lettuce Wedge with Fried Onions at The Palm Restaurant (downtown) ER

Whole Snapper at Tar and Roses CB

Pesto Sorrel Rice Bowl at Sqirl, Chicken Liver at Alimento KZ

 Salmon Sashimi with Dried Miso at Matsuhisa and Meatballs at Jon and Vinny JZ

Chicken Kiev at Mari Vanna JL

Pasta Madeo at Madeos, Spaghetti Carbonara at Republique CL

Ahi Tuna Sandwich with Coconut Rice at Blue Plate Oysterette EB

Warm Farro Breakfast Bowl from Milo and Olive, Spanish Fried Chicken from AOC RA

Uni at my fave sushi spot, Sushi Nishi-ya RR

Sweet Potato Waffle Fries and PC Burger Plan Check VC

Duck Confit at Gjelina PW

Fried Chicken at Ledlow  AB

Curried Oysters at Chinois and Lamb Tartare at Bel Campo Meat Co. JB

Eat well and fly safe,

JAZ