Ten Annoying Things That He’s Learned About Me In The First Month Of Living Together
“Before you live with a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” Will Ferrell
Apparently my quirks aren’t so cute anymore. But nothing is a dealbreaker yet. We are figuring out how to exist together in a way that’s both scary and comforting, hilarious and serious, calming and nerve racking, and utterly unique in every way. Here are ten things he has learned about me so far.
I use the Find My Phone App on a regular basis.
I meditate to strange music.
I like to soak the blender in the sink for many hours after making a smoothie.
I drink instant coffee even though he makes delicious coffee every morning.
I am a worse driver than he originally thought.
I spend the last fifteen minutes before leaving the house frantically rushing back and forth.
Sweatpants and a sweatshirt without makeup is really my home uniform. My favorite sweat shirt is the red one even though i have many sweatshirts.
I anthropormorphize a lot with my dog (look it up if you don’t know what it means as I had to).
I believe it is his job to take out the garbage.
I often say weird things like babe did you see my keys? did you see my wallet?
Jayne- so happy you are so happy. That’s what counts.
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This so hilarious and yes, I did have to look up anthropormorphize!!
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