25 Things You Don’t Know About Me
“I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.” Plato,The Republic
One of the tabloid magazines does a column called 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me featuring celebrities. They list things that you don’t need to know about them. Here is my list that you probably don’t need to know about either. I feel that I was a lot more honest than they were.
My Ny/Brooklyn accent was much worse before I lived in LA. Think Rosie Perez times ten.
I hate the sight of blood.
I still wear a retainer. If you have ever worn braces your teeth will move, people.
I love scarves. I have too many.
I was not allowed to watch TV as a kid. I spent my childhood and teen years pretending that I watched the same shows that my friends did. Sometimes, when people mention a movie or TV show that I haven’t seen, I still pretend I saw it. Old habits are hard to break.
I have ugly feet.
I dislike beets, pea soup and meat that is cooked for a long time (brisket, pork belly, goulash, short ribs etc).
Chances are good that if you need something, you will find it in my purse. It is a bit of a black hole at all times.
I hate New Years Eve.
I know all the words to most musicals that came out before 1980 plus anything by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Cameron MacIntosh. Also Gilbert and Sullivan – which I don’t particularly like but was forced to listen to as a kid. I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General is forever stuck in my head.
I use coconut oil for everything.
I have worn one earring or two different ones since I was 12 years old. I lost one of my grandmother’s earrings and I did not want my mother to know so I told her that it was the style. I started that.
I like eating in bed.
I’m germaphobic. I truly believe if I talk on the phone to someone who is sick, I will get it.
I always wear heels except when I am traveling.
I have a fear of indoor parking lots that go down..and down..and down.
I don’t cook but I watch the Food Network when I am on the treadmill. I am really great at takeout and restaurant recommendations.
I am a shopper and nothing makes me happier than the word sale. I specifically have a Cosco problem. Everything is so much cheaper there that it causes my brain to go numb. Why did I buy power tools and a trampoline?
I always have two different nail polish colors on my nails. I think I started that style also.
I am a terrible driver.
I excel at speed shopping in foreign countries.
I can’t have too many white shirts, T-shirts or tank tops. This means that I have too many and probably a uniform.
Jayne After Dark is everything I do after the BF falls asleep.
I watch TV Christmas movies in December. No Lifetime, Hallmark, Netflix or Amazon selection is too dumb or predictable for me to miss.
My most embarrassing moment happens almost every day. Between saying whatever comes into my head and being a klutz, anything can happen.