Things That Travelers Never Say

“Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, lengthens the conversation.” Elizabeth Drew

Can I speak to the manager?

I didn’t know i was supposed to take my shoes off before going through security.

I don’t eat raw fish. I probably wouldn’t like it.

We are going to see three cities in four days.

I love how well the cruise ships capture the authentic feeling,

I don’t need a real camera. I have my cell phone.

No one here speaks English.

I’ll hold it till I find a clean toilet.

I just gave my airlines miles to my friend.

Let’s just spend the day by the pool.

I don’t want to go there. The flight is too long.

Oh look, there is McDonalds.Something civilized.

I like to sleep in my own bed.

I’m tired of shopping in the markets.

This country is dirty. I’m never going back.

I hear they don’t like Americans.

Are we there yet?

Fly safe,

JAZ