Things That Travelers Never Say
“Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, lengthens the conversation.” Elizabeth Drew
Can I speak to the manager?
I didn’t know i was supposed to take my shoes off before going through security.
I don’t eat raw fish. I probably wouldn’t like it.
We are going to see three cities in four days.
I love how well the cruise ships capture the authentic feeling,
I don’t need a real camera. I have my cell phone.
No one here speaks English.
I’ll hold it till I find a clean toilet.
I just gave my airlines miles to my friend.
Let’s just spend the day by the pool.
I don’t want to go there. The flight is too long.
Oh look, there is McDonalds.Something civilized.
I like to sleep in my own bed.
I’m tired of shopping in the markets.
This country is dirty. I’m never going back.
I hear they don’t like Americans.
Are we there yet?