Things Not To Say To A Bad Photographer
“Your first 10,000 photographs are your worst.” Henri Cartier-Bresson
You are in charge of the photos.
Can you make me look thinner?
Did you get the motorbike whizzing by with pigs?
The camera you have can take amazing photos.
Take it again I was moving.
Take it now.
You missed the best shot.
You aren’t using an automatic flash are you?
Turn your flash off.
Can you make my hair longer?
I think you shot my bad side.
I wish I had that camera.
Did you get all the scenery?
I can take a better photo with my phone.
Can you make the background blurry?
Can you make me blurry and the background sharp?
I have the same camera.
Why is it blurry?
You forgot to take a photo of every course you are eating.
You forgot to take your food again.
Do you have a zoom lens?
Can you make me taller?
Can you Photoshop it?
Maybe you can get this in National Geographic.
Did you get it?
And also “Why aren’t your photos as beautiful / sharp / blurry… as xy’s” 🙂
ha ha thanks for commenting. Isn’t that something you might say to a good photographer or are they the same?